Desi Gen‑Z survival manual. Existential crisis in full color.
Dive In 🧠The CV says Harvard, the stipend says Maggi.
The kettle knows your trauma better than HR.
Mom vs. Tinder. Choose your fighter.
They knew your grades before you did.
When the chai slaps harder than your GPA.
Who stole my samosa? It’s war.
Zomato feelings, Maggi realities.
Coffee? No, emo‑tea.